A Short Story:

I am boring, bordering on the worstest blogger evar.

Boring makes for a boring blog, but a pretty nice, predictable life.

But yeah, pretty wicked boring.

The end.

The UnUpdate

Hey guys! So, how're you all dong? Good, good...

So yeah, um, you know how I haven't been posting all that much? No, there's no reason for it (emphasis on No Reason) or anything, just been kinda busy with a whole lot of nothing in particular.

ANYhoo, so I'm not really going to be posting all that much for the next week or so either because the mother-in-law is rolling into town tomorrow and then I'm hoping to do a big purge and get all my sh!t in one sock for the neighborhood yard sale the following weekend.

I know, I know, you are so jealous. If I weren't already me, I'd be jealous, too.

DREAMLOG: Mommy Edition

I think I dreamed last night that I had forgotten to order a cake for Violet's 2nd birthday.

Is this the Mommy version of naked final exam stress dream? And since when do I order store-made cakes?