This Just In

News anchor gravitas + self-aware self-assured self-mockery (see: SNL, Daily Show, and Sesame St.) = me tardy to the Brian Williams crush party.

Why I Love 30 Rock, Exhibit Q17, Part 6b:

"I'm trying to produce a Christmas special that makes It's a Wonderful Life look like Pulp Fiction."

--Jack Donaghy
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Ponce de Leon, Constantly On

Stop the presses--I've discovered a foolproof way to feeling younger, if not looking younger.

Turn off The Real World.

DAMN those seven eight (WTF?) strangers are fetuses.

Mommy Nerdism of the Day

If loving Murray and Ovejita is wrong totally lame, I don't want to be right cool.